i do not have covid (probably),

I am writing this on the way home at 9:32 am as we speak. I AM SO SICK. anyways guys have a fun day at school and read this at lunch or something. MY THROAT IS KILLING ME. guys i have come back to this later and it is very much past lunch LOL!! omg i like just had covid so i cant have it again right??

thing #1: tissues

guys I was at Melbourne central about to get on the tram when I was like screw this I can't go to school today. so I went to Coles to get tissues.

THESE TISSUES ARE LIT!!! They were on sale it's a 140 pack of 3 PLY EUCALYPTUS TISSUES! I like stared at the tissue section to get the best deal AND THIS IS IT!! Omg I actually don't know what I'm going to eat I got up at 8am and rushed out the door without lunch. Anyway I was VERY SICK YESTERDAY which is why I didn't go to “aths” AND I AM STILL SICK TODAY! I don't know why! If I am still sick on my birthday I will actually sue.

thing #2: mother's day

omg U don't understand the fight I put into just GETTING MY MUM TO ACCEPT HER GIFT LIKE she was like "noooo U use it this is for young people" and we like got my dad involved and he was so shocked and omgang 😓😓😓 guys what did you get your mothers?? how receptive is she to gifts?? I don't know why she was so shocked like I literally have money now so idk what they expected me to do with it 💀💀

thing #3: pasacon

my peoples can someone please want a PC? I AM IN THE MOOD TO BUILD ANOTHER!! well not now obviously but I feel it coming on I will queue it after my sickness. I obviously cannot make myself another one because mine is still gang! I can walk you through picking parts and I can dooby do the putting in of the parts!! or like we can do it!! please o kudasai!! it's like sooo fun. it will be a nice little $1000 activity 🥺🥺 and you get a PC out of it!

thing #4: mhs kid

OK GUYS SO ANNIE SENT MY THING FROM LAST ISSUE TO SOME MHS KID AND HE GOT SOOOO MAD LIKE LITERALLY I BET HE INSULTS HIS OWN SCHOOL TO OK LIKE SHUT UP DO YOU THINK I AM INSULTING YOUR INSTITUTION AS A WHOLE?? I WASNT EVEN INSULTING IT I WAS JUST SAYING UGH MHS HAS MONEY! LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT? IM SORRY THAT YOUR CASTLE-POOL-YARD HAVING gyatt CANT HANDLE PEOPLE NOT EVEN CRITICIZING BUT SIMPLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DISPARITY BETWEEN OUR SCHOOLS. DOES DUMB MHS KID KNOW HOW MUCH WE SUFFER? LOOKING AT THAT STUPID BUILDINGS? YK I BET HIS HEAD HAS MELTED AWAY FROM THEIR LACK OF AIRCONS. sorry MHS kid I don't hate you it's just funny to hate on you!! (Please do not sue me for defamation.)

thing #5: summer nights

I was going to write about the song summer nights. OH MY GYATT I JUST REALISED I PASSED MY STATION OMG WAIT HOLD ON omg Jennifer station actually looks pretty gang. I guess I shouldn't assume every station after mine on this line looks like toe and ham. anyway about summer nights! I was going to write about it but I am no longer in the mood to listen to it because of my sickitywickityness but I will try to convey how i felt about it a few days ago. I think I would've said OMG ITS LIKE SOOO GOOD IT LIKE SUMMER!! IT HAS SUMMER IN IT!!!!! soooo crazyyy!!! AND LIKE IT COMMENTS ON HOW PEOPLE CAN ACT DIFFERENT AROUND THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR LOVERS! CRAZY!!!! omg I'm like standing in the cold now 😭😭😭 THIS SUCKS!!! I MADE A FATAL ERROR!!! IT IS FATAL TO MY NOSE

thing #6: ponyo

I would like to talk about the effect ponyo had on me as a youth. yes alongside all the other things I had playing on loop there stood ghibli movies!! anyway you know that scene where the mum makes Sasuke and ponyo noodles?? And she puts ham on them?? The noodles not the fish and the kid. because of that I was like really obsessed with ham. you can imagine how my (vegetarian) parepares felt about that!!! so I would always beg to like have ham and cheese sandwiches!! you know how expensive mock ham is?? I don't but I'm guessing it was pretty expensive! I would put it on like my instant noodles too!!! Omg you know I like to eat noodles from the bottom?? I like got into the habit when I realised they would like cool down faster in the air. If you don't understand what I mean by eating them from the bottom I don't know how to explain it in words so tough luck buttercup!! anyway I was just thinking about how I haven't had one in a while. I will ask!!! I hope you like imagining me requesting ham.

thing #7:

I think I will allow myself to talk about work once a month on here. It is constantly occupying my mind. WORK IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE!! I can't believe I will be WORKING on my BIRTHDAY

😭😭😭 WHEN I SHOULD BE LIKE THIS CAT. I WANT THIS LEVEL OF ACCEPTANCE. i am like so exhausted. 15 HOURS A WEEK IS CRAZY!!  i literally reached my station and forgot about this for three hours! oops!! i took alby on a walk and omg i could like carry him for so long work has like trained me it is crazy. ACTUALLY ABOUT THAT MY SISTER SENT ME INTO THE COLD TO GET HUXTABURGER AND WHEN I GOT THERE THEY LITERALLY WERENT OPEN SO I WAS JUST WALKING AROUND WITH ALBY IN THE COLD FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES UGH!!! he was like shivering 😭

thing #8: job

guys. https://myfirstjob.au/job/dddf8d7b-209b-443d-a27f-e563fbf0abdd/review. i love schnitz chips. please someone take this role up!! you can employee discount for me!!!! do you not want to contribute to the hot chip industry? I KNOW YOU DO. SO DO IT!! 

thing #9: ecosystem

omg my ecosystem is like so ??? now like. i think i will get a windows laptop after this mac. or just get one on top of it for uni. then my ecosystem will actually make sense like right now it is so random!!! omg idk why i got a mac actually the battery life is crazy and the performance too but UGH WHATS THE POINT OF ALL THIS PERFORMANCE IF THERE IS LITERALLY NO GAMES!! stop ok that was another point i physically cannot play genshin on this thing.. WHY DIDNT I STOP TO THINK. omg and there is no fans so i can use it on my bed without worry. thats actually a really big part. and its light!! ok maybe this was an ok purchase but like ugh i wish this thing had bootcamp then i could at least have some solace 😭

thing #10: tablet

its actually so nice. and was relatively inexpensive (on sale anyway). like i gen never have to worry in maths anymore about how much paper im using because IM NOT USING PAPER!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAPER MATHS MAKES YOU GO THROUGH? SO MUCH!! I wish I got one earlier. RIP all those trees.. 10/10 would recommend!! omg for all you losers that dont get to have the privilege of seeing me everyday, ill let you know that my case arrived. it has a very deep meaning that i will explain if you ask 🙏 i dont know its just really gang!!! omg it has like messed up like my charging patterns though like most first world problem ever i know but before i would just have to charge my phone and laptop and i wouldnt have to like think too much about it but now i have to plan in order to get them all charged on time.

i cant believe michelle refused to deliver food to me. like what else was he going to do instead of that? relax? that is so dumb. oh guzman. guzman Y gomez. they gen have the best chips like ever. its crazy. omg and apparently mia m has been using my order 😓 like what the guzman workers know ME for that please stop dilouting my fame in the fast food sector.. /j i am gen so tired!! after i post this i will go straight to eepy town.

gyatt night!!

nicole