hey guys!!!!!!!

sorry for the ghosting it’s in my nature!! look. 

reddit is my #1 source of information! it should be yours too, like the upvoting system ensures like that no misinformation is spread because if you are ever slightly wrong you get downvoted to hell!!! i’m not a sadist mischa is yay!!! not random what are you talking about.

thing #1: you know what it is.

okay i know that if you have been around me (in class, at break, watching me through my walls) you would have known i have a new obsession. TOMODACHI LIFE!! like is there even any point talking about it? because you already know? yes!!! i am pro reminder please remind me about things or else the my 4gb of ram will fail me once again. (my brain). OKAY SO IT IS SO FUN IT IS LIKE A LIFE SIMULATION SO LIKE THE SIMS!! AND ALSO KIND OF LIKE EPISODE (PROPS TO KATHERINE FOR THAT COMPARISON!!! IDK WHY I DIDN’T THINK THAT) AND LIKE YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE. if i/u have not made you/yourself please get to reminding me/yourself!!! there is like daily drama and it is really funny and it also has a currency system and i love money!!! here is one screenshot!!

i don’t know how the writers came up with this genius. every scene is hilarious. the rap battles are so inspired and if you guys have had the pleasure of hearing the songs ive made yOU’RE WELCOME!!! this kept me going through shidonee!! you think it’s funny too right? right? ue ue shita shita mae mae ushiro naka naka soto soto mannaka migi hidari!!! wait it ends in left do i end in left do i end in left :(

thing #2: michelle, yet again

i’ve always had the sneaking suspicion (lie) that michelle was into him.. but i never thought she would OPENLY ADMIT IT..

like you think you know someone but next thing they’re announcing their love for the 100+ year old guy from the lord of the rings NOT EVEN THE FRIES!! THE RINGS!!! MICHELLE ISN’T EVEN GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW?? or i guess miguel wants to marry gandolf.. or warner as miguel mii edition keeps asking for XD

thing #3: chi’s pen (and chi!!)

i was going to make this a wanted section for chi’s pen but IT IS NOW A CELEBRATION OF HER FINDING IT!!! PRAISE BE MATH CLASS!! i am sorry for i have forsaken please do not cancel me for my math praising words. THANK YOU CHI FOR ALL THE WORK YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THE BOARD!!! YOUR HANDS WORK MAGIC!!!! i appreciate my red streak!!! IT LOOKS SO GANG!!! YOU ARE SO GANG CHI!!! BETTER CALL A CHIROPRACTOR BECAUSE YOUR BACK WILL BE ACHING FOR THE 2ND YEAR IN A ROW!! omg i was worried that was like well i was thinking it was either the back one or the colonoscopy one but google told me i am always right so :)

thing #4: emojis

okay like i am thinking about it and why did no one tell me to stop using emojis before it was too late. LIKE BEFORE MID - LATE 2022 I DID NOT USE EMOJIS EVER AND NOW I AM ADDICTED i am realising this is like so not gang. i used to be so cool. emoticons or nothing. did you notice me trying to relive my innocence at the end of the last thing? i did. and now i am calling myself out for it! I WAS BEING SO STRONG I SAW LIKE ALL THE POSTS OF PEOPLE BEING LIKE “haha people who only use emoticons are so cool” IT’S TRUE IT’S TRUE IT’S TRUE IT i am still cool though haha lol XD :) ;D o#o

thing #5: webtoon

okay guys this might have spoilers for some webtoons on webtoon so if you don’t want any chance of being spoilered for something just scroll until you see the tomodachi life screenshot.

these are just some recent screenshots i have taken!! i think i am going to make this a thing!! ALSO LIKE TKB’S AUTHOR SAID THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER SEASON AFTER THIS ONE THANK GOSH!!! yes gosh! ALSO ANNABEL LEE AND LENORE ARE GOING THROUGH IT!! ITS CRAZY!!

thing #6: michelle, yet again x2

haha.. so sorry about like exposing you michelle… also sorry about your pen… LOOK OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT STUPID PEN WENT LIKE WHAT THE HECK WHY DO YOUR PENS HAVE LEGS AND LIKE WHEN I TRIED TO BUY A NEW ONE I ALSO LOST THAT ONE LIKE IT’S NOT ON ME RIGHT RIGHT IT’S ON THE PEN’S ENGINEER SURELY LIKE I HAVEN’T LOST OTHER PENS IT’S JUST THIS SPECIFIC PEN MODEL IT’S NOT ME IT’S YOU (THE ENGINEER) LOOK I DID BUY IT I REALLY DID I TRIED!!! AND I GAVE YOU THAT COIN!!! pls do not sue.

thing #7: what is sid knee? and psa

? No i have not been there? please stop asking. i would never consider international travel gang.. you must have imagined things. outdoors? Me? You’re dreaming again. Wake up <3 What continent is it in anyway? England? also! psa time! not in england (if you didn’t realise we are australia based and that’s in new zealand so..) please stop asking me about my hands !! (annie you can though) !! yes i am moisturising!! i am just recovering from an allergy !! no i will not announce what allergy it is i dont understand why people do that, i am coming for all of you nutters (HAHA DO YOU GET IT BECAUSE ANAPHYLACTIC PEOPLE ARE okay i thought this would be funny but it is just because they are deathly allergic to nuts and now i feel kind of bad for starting this but not bad enough that i am going to delete it. if it makes you feel better i ate peanut butter today <3. i could kill you all with the power of my nuts) thank you all for the concern though !! yes i am feeling self conscious !! yes i will hit the next person who asks !! or blatantly says “you should moisturise :/” !! 

i am mourning. i used to be the one to worry about other peoples hands :( I WOULD NEVER TELL THEM TO MOISTURISE THEM WITHOUT ANY PRIOR CONVERSATION THOUGH. to be fair i didn’t know that people moisturised their hands back then anyway.. hi nicole! you should moisturise! LIKE DO YOU THINK I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT DID YOU THINK is what i was thinking then but i am now over it (maybe im not but if i am not the i am in denial as well so it cancels out haha) i’m sorry for talking about this on a newsletter instead of confronting you at the time <3 if you think this was you don’t worry it’s not you are so great gang please give me $50 i am not mad yet!! just no more!! pls talk about my exquisite elbows instead

thing #8: regular show

guys since i have recently come across stremio (IF YOU GET REAL DEBRID PLEASE ASK TO USE MY REFERRAL CODE PLEASE PLEASE) and now i have like access to shows i used to watch as a liddle one!! (i grew up staring at screens, as you know, but did you know that included television? i have watched equestria girls over and over and over again <3) AND LIKE IT IS LIKE SO WOW?? like i don’t even remember being as like high as it is. i love to rewatch shows from my childhood and like point out how they have had effects on me it is so introspection so self correction!! is that a term i am not going to use google again i don’t believe in toxic relationships. AND LIKE MARGARET LIKED MORDECAI BACK LIKE I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T REMEMBER THAT WTF I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE JUST DELUSIONAL i wonder why the show ended; time is crazy! shows should be insane again realism is so D: 

thing #9: ARIANA GRANDE’S NEWEST ALBUM!!

i was so shocked when she like announced it!!! like she said she wouldn’t do it until wicked was done but i guess filming is done? it’s funny like how in 2021 i was so annoyed that i’d have to wait so long but it really snuck up on me! anyway i’m still like replaying it to like form any opinions but so far i like it!! i feel like there is more break up-ness than usual? like with her other albums. not saying that there hasn’t been a lot of break up stuff but still!! omg i remember how obsessed i was with positions like that was so gang!! i hope this one turns out to be one i find gang and her voice is like so great i find that will be the likely outcome!!

thing #10: life event!!

guys if you don’t know it’s ok i will likely tell you in time (i need to like ration the congratulations over a period of time, you’re welcome) so i am going to be secretive about this. BUT I’M ACTUALLY THE HAPPIEST I HAVE BEEN IN LIKE.. YEARS??? (not that i am like always sad just like WOW!!). like i am so excited for this change!!!! and like if it turns out bad (which it wont) I WILL WALK OUT OF IT LIKE A NEW PERSON!! i hope i get to feel this way for a long time!!

alright guys sorry about the delay.. “you’re not sorry” yeah i’m not oops!! one day i will feel remorse for this horrible betrayal.. (lie) it’s okay gang! you will recover.. just like livia. anyway i don’t know when i will release the next issue and you don’t either so i guess that’s something we have in common!!! if you were wondering yeah the skibidi thing didn’t last.. i am still recovering from the cringe. 

stay cool (37 degree weather <3),

nicole :D