gang,

i thank the stars for the long weekend that graced me (specifically me. and grace) this week. and i scorn them for it having ended so quickly. i cant DO THINGS 😭 i am not interested in activity! ever! i am grateful but like i also am an advocate for being able to choose what i do with my life!!!! i want to choose the sedentary life! but i can’t. do you know why? BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE ALIVE 😭 this is heartbreaking. anyway time for some patriotism! 

thing #1: AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE

yes i would like to talk about my thoughts on the afl. i like going because everytime i am like next to people who are crazy passionate about this egg-shaped ball and like its so hehe haha!!! mad respect gang!!! OMG ALSO I LOVE HOW THEY KNOW EACH INDIVIDUAL PLAYERS NAME AND THEYRE LIKE “COME ON MIKE!!” LIKE WOW!!! nothing is more cool than people who are like dedicated to the ball!!!! omg when they like insult the players too like “GO BACK TO THE VFL!” THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!! DO YOU GET IT!! I GET IT!!!! I AM IN!!!! (on the joke) IT IS SO MEAN!!!!!!! TO BOTH VFL PLAYERS AND THE PLAYERS THEY ARE YELLING AT!!!!! also like when they are like “DELIBERATE” 😠and when like the player kicks it to the opposition when there were no players on their team around them and they go “TO WHOM?” THAT IS SO FUNNY!! ONE TIME SOME LADY RESPONDED TO A LADY WHO SAID THAT SAYING “TO GRASS!!!” 😆 BECAUSE THE BALL HIT THE GRASS  😆i love sports enjoyers they are so funny (affectionate)!!! 

thing #2: vidhi!

VIDHI’S BIRTHDAY!!!! it was so fun gang!!!!!! i bowled my heart out (i guess i do not have much heart… i suck at bowling!!!) and i also got absolutely destroyed in laser tag.. was literally last in the group of 8… 😋 ALSO KARAOKE!! 

KARAOKE IS MY GANG!!! THANKS VIDHI!!!!!!! we ganged out to taylor swift (VIDHI #1 SWIFTIE)!!! and like mia m did this epic japanese song so well!!! like i was so #impressed!! chi absolutely was the main one responsible for my defeat in laser tag 😠 SHE WAS USING HACKS. I DO NOT HAVE SKILL ISSUES 🙁omg also we had these chips in THIS CUTE LITTLE TROLLEY LIKE OMG I ACTUALLY DIED AND CAME BACK IT IS SO ADORABLE !!! 

overall!! i am glad u have (nearly) turned vidhi!!! and im glad i got to be a part of the celebraebraes!!!!! omg thank you for the cute picture frame btw!! i would add an image but i cbf to ask for everyones permission <3 annie, you’re next.

thing #3: speaking of…

LITERALLY BETTER THAN REVENGE (taylor’s version) IS COMPLETELY MY GANG. THANK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT!! like i would like to talk about the hook. “now go stand in the corner and think about what you did” AND THEN CRAZY ELECTRIC GUITAR LIKE SHE SWAYED ME SRDJHGVJBHJVGVG I LOVE THE PROGRESSION “chuckles time for a little revenge ;)” like OMG AND THEN SHE GEN HITS ME WITH “the story starts” like yeah nice opening lol “and it was HOT” you got my attention.. “and it WAS SUMMER AND” GHCGJJVGVGJVJVHJHJJH SUMMER? SUMMER? I LIKE SUMMER! HOT SUMMER? YES!!!!! as i have said a song LITERALLY only has to have dream, summer or inhibition and i will literally think it is the best song of all time!! SUMMER !!!!!!!! PERFECT HOOK!!!

THANK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT!!! AND I LOVE HOW LIKE EMOTIONAL SHE SOUNDS TOO UFBHJHBK AND THAT PART WHERE SHE LIKE HARMONISES “SHE DESERVED IT.” AND ALSO ALL HER LITTLE REACTIONS TO HERSELF AND OMG THE ELECTRIC GUITAR AGAIN UFTFUFUUHJBJHJBJ ALSO LIKE ANALOGIES AND LIKE THE GUITAR INTERMISSIONS THANK YOU THANK YOU TAYLOR!! i kind of miss the mattress line.. BUT ITS OKAY THE GUITAR COMPLETELY MAKES UP FOR IT THANK YOU TAYLOR!! i am not ready to explain how i feel about every lyric BUT LIKE ESTJVGJVGV!! LIKE I LOVE HER TRYING TO CORRECT THE VIEWS AND LIKE IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN!!! I LOVE HER DESPERATION IN LIKE SO MANY OF THE LINES!! SHE IS SO SAVAGE IN THIS TOO LIKE!!! last year i genuinely listened to this song for days. thank you taylor swift. 

thing #4: gang

if u could not tell gang is genuinely a part of my life now.. like i feel like it would take so much effort to take it out of my daily speech!!! i love saying gang. i love like incorporating it into every single thing or every single GANG i should say 😆 i feel like i always do this i like getting obsessed over repeating a word it feels so gang !!! i also want to talk about this flickr screenshot

thing #5:

yeah so remember how on my story i was like talking about relationship roadmaps.. i like kind of drafted mine!

i gave up half way because this actually takes a lot more energy than i thought!! but like i think it is at least somewhat accurate for me!!!!! it is kind of ? complex in my opinion actually it doesnt look like much but i efforted hard okay! please release your own relationship roadmaps <3 this really should be a thing. i used like miro.com to make this i thoroughly enjoy it! i tried to use canva initially but it wasnt working out so i decided to be #adventurous. i am sorry for cheating 😋!

thing #6: hollaback girl

on friday !! i had two intruders in my home — jessica and michelle (glasses-less.. for now)!! thank u alby for barking at their entrance!!! i managed to trap them within my walls and force them to dance to music from the ancient times, thank you gwen stefan, thank you just dance. michelle was the ultimate holler-back girl!! omg she also dropped her phone multiple times. ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME I DROPPED IT!! I TOOK HER PHONE’S DROPPINGINITY!! that was my bad. jessica did the whole session on a chair and her phone did not have crazy difficulties connecting, so props to that! we watched some barbie! and we ate some pizza! oh and they got to sit on my couch. it is literally so comfortable have i written about it before? in my heart i have. i love it. we played some botched taiko! we all kind of sucked :) to be fair the delay was crazy! and we played super smash bros! michelle got me lucina!!!!!! thanks michelle!!! jessica actually got alby to bark back when she meowed. i have never been so jealous. alby literally just ignores all my animal impressions :( i love to catch intruders <3 we figured out michelle’s numberplate was ABCDEFU or something? jessica can correct me! jennifer (the 9 yr old.. for now) FLAKED on us for school :/ so not cool. thank you guys for being so easy to capture :))h

thing #7: big

and chunky. guys ever since 2019 it has been my firm belief that the ‘moto moto likes you’ song is genuinely incredible. please give it a listen. i hope taylor swift isnt too offended by this being in the same issue 😭 here are the lyrics for your perusal:

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

I like them big, I like them chunky

(Chunky)

I like them big, I like them plumpy

(Plumpy)

I like them round, with something, something

(Something)

They like my sound, they think I'm funky

(Funky)

My name is Moto Moto, yeah, you say it double

Say my name girl (Moto, Moto)

Say it again (Moto, Moto)

I'm nice and smooth, so nice and sassy

(Sassy)

None of the hippo's here don't wanna get next to me

I like them chunky

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

I like them hippos, that's in the wild

(That's in the wild)

I like the attitude, I like their style

(I like their style)

The way they walk, walk, the way they talk, talk

(The way they talk)

I like them with an appetite to eat a shark, shark

And when the dog barks

(Woof, woof)

She'll eat 'em too

I love every inch, oh, yes I do (I love you too baby)

I like them chunky

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy

Ain't nothing wrong with loving chunky

(Chunky)

I like them funny, I like them spunky

(Spunky)

I like them witty, I like them smart

(With brains)

Girl, I like your big

(What you say?)

Your big ol' heart, what?

Girl, your're crazy, she drive me crazy

(Crazy)

I love my lady, she nice and shapely

(Shapely)

She nice and spacey, take so much space up

Like a big ol' spaceship, yeah so gracious

It's all in the way she move

It's all in the way she move

It's all in the way, it's all in the way

It's all in the way she move (guys this is the tiktok audio. no i do not use tiktok. no i do not judge you for using tiktok. yes i think i am super gang)

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

(Get it girl)

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

What she do? What she do?

(Get it girl)

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

Ain't nothing wrong

(Chunky)

Ain't nothing wrong with lovin' chunky

(Chunky)

(Plumpy)

And plumpy

Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

i love it. thank you madagascar for inspiring this invigorating artwork.

also in the same thread of lyric contents i would like to show the lyrics of a song i found completely independently without any mias that is suuuuper indie and cool: 

I want your tongue twister

You got me beggin' for your head spinner

I want it, I want it; lets get loud

Cause I can't fight the feeling of your tongue twister

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it (get crazy)

I wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

Wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

I wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

Wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

Yeah I'm on a acen's diet

I need meat or start a riot

Twilight, wanna sink my teeth in

So fine girl I must be dreamin' (yeah girl)

Grade a, your a dime with a ass, shakin' it right makin' me forget my pass

Now move aside, cause I got that cash

Rich guys first, nice guys last

Imma comin' in and you got me talkin'

It's about time, let my lips start walkin'

I wanna getcha in a tongue twister, tie you up so I can be your mister

I'm seeing double like sister, sister

Baby get real close cause I wanna kiss ya

Now you wanna make my head drop, getcha in ya sweet spot, gonna make you body go crazy

I want your tongue twister

You got me beggin' for your head spinner

I want it, I want it; lets get loud

Cause I can't fight the feeling of your tongue twister

I want it, I want your tongue twister

You got my body shakin' head spinner

I want it, I want it; one more time

I can't find the words to sing it

Tongue twister, I want it, I want it

I wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

Wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

I wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

Wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

Baby girl lets hit the road, so I can put the cream on your alamo

All night till ya break a sweat, now go and get your coat and a cigarette, yeah

I'll take you home

I'll make you moan

I'll take you home

I'll make you moan

Wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

C'mon boy

I want your tongue twister

You got me beggin' for your head spinner

I want it, I want it; lets get loud

Cause I can't fight the feeling of your tongue twister

I want it, I want your tongue twister

You got my body shakin' head spinner

I want it, I want it; one more time

I can't find the words to sing it

Tongue twister

I want it, I want it

I wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

I wanna get you in a tongue twister, tied up in a tongue twister

yeah idk if youd be into it its like really niche. yeah haha im something of a music connoisseur, i discovered this song by this unknown artist by myself lollll. if youre confused so am i, constantly.

thing #8: manhwa panels

okay guys i tried to make these not that spoiler-y but like in case u are worried skip to the cat noir image.

i love this. i love this so much. in like otome isekai manhwa men don’t always get as much depth as id hope for (well ones that arent the ml anyway..) this like really hit me in my #ai!!!! getting left behind 😆!!!! poor le?? his name began with le i think. his brother’s name is evan. omg no this is like so counter gang literally his whole thing is feeling like overshadowed by his brother. ITS NOT MY FAULT HIS BROTHER’S NAME IS EASIER TO REMEMBER!!!

also this is from the same manhwa. look at this man. look at him. look at his singular earring. look at him as he perches atop a tree. look at his black gloves. look at his knowing eyes. thank you. 

BROOKLYN 99 REFERENCE!! this is nowhere near recent but i saw it in my saved and laughed.

this also hit me in the #ai!!! but the a is not the previous a but a whole separate a entirely. deep! poor dorothea.. this wasnt recent either but like i saw it in my saved and cried.

omg and i would love to add it but i think its pretty spoilers but guys CATCH UP ON DEATH IS THE ONLY ENDING FOR THE VILLAINESS / VILLAINS ARE DESTINED TO DIE. PLEASE LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. I ACTUALLY LIKE AIDJASOIAFJNLFJN!!!!! SHCOKED. TEARED UP!

thing #9: wishlist!!

wishlist drop!! https://www.wishlist.com/mywishes/Kdnmrv thanks for the reminder chi!!!! and also thank you all for the questioning of my wants. i really appreciate your hater mentality 😠

i worked hard on it okay!!! if it is like too hard you can just give me cash. or like if that is not your gang i accept nintendo and steam gift cards <3 

also like should i do a birthday thing? i cant #decide! pelase (intentional) let me know if i should!! it would like probably be on the saturday? like the 25th. i am working on the 26th <3 it could also be like 27th after school? or 24th? i could do like multiple days too if that works. i am sure you can guess what i would want to do ;) (don’t worry, it’s not your mum!) if anyone could give me a hand planning i would very much appreciate it!! i think id have to make a google sheet or something. let me know gang!!!

thing #10: english

i would like to talk about the ways english is affecting me. first, I AM NOT ENGLISH!!! so its okay if i fail <3 not that i will (manifesting) THIS ASSIGNMENT IS SO PAINFUL! AND I AM A LITTLE UNORGANISED! AND IM SURE I WOULD BE PANICKING LESS IF I STARTED EARLIER! but its okay :)!! i hope my teacher doesn’t think i am stupid 😭 i hope i miraculously start remembering my monologue without practicing it.. yay gang!!! i would like to thank my group members for being so gang and like helpful!!!! i would not be able to do this without you!! because it is a group project!!

when i like think about it hard i feel like i like two people in the world. like as in strongly like. hi mischa <3 i’m sure you can guess who the other one is. unless you’re not mischa! oh it’s not me. it said LIKE not LOVE. you can say self love 😆 but i am #srs. oh i also like my family! i would say i love them but that would kind of put them on the same level as me so. sorry!!!

it’s not like i like you or anything!! (DO YOU GET IT DO YOU GET THE REFERENCE AND DO YOU SEE THE RELEVANCE? SUCH A FUNNY. PLEASE APPLAUD ME!! you’re so gang :)

nicole likes you!! (if you are.. who you say you are..)